Seeking: Substitute Stay-at-Home Mom
Job Description: Entertain, feed, and change one adorable little boy while keeping him generally quiet due to real Stay-at-Home Mom’s miserable head cold. (stuffy nose, sinus headache, sore throat, sneezes, blocked ears, exhaustion)
Looking to fill position immediately.
Apply at front door, ready to start. (Don’t ring the doorbell though, my head can’t take it.)