I am not drawing a blank as I sit here not in the least bit exhausted from the past 3 days with my grade school best friend in town from NC.
I am not thoroughly enjoying having a girl this time around. I did not totally become obsessed with my latest craftiness – making tutus. I am not dying for the grass to green up to take little miss outside for some pictures in her tutu.
I did not learn the hard way with Corrie and Nate this morning that not having enough cream of tarter when making Snickerdoodles is a bad thing.
I did not in an attempt to quiet my whining little mister quickly dump easy mac noodles in a bowl, throw them in the microwave, and head to get a now awake little miss up from nap. I did not not realize until the end of the three minutes that the burning smell was not cookies but the fact that I forgot to add water to the noodles. I did not have to throw now black noodles along with melted plastic bowl in the outside trash. My house certainly does not still stink after having windows open for hours.