naters: (congested sounding, playing in bathtub) i meed keeneck.
me: alright. blow. let’s go ahead with your allergy medicine for the night.
naters: what’s that mommy?
me: it’s your medicine, bud.
naters: (swallows medicine) i need a drink of water.
me: you can have one when we brush your teeth after bath time.
naters: i know! my bath has water! (bends down to take a drink)
me: no, nate! the water’s soapy from jilly.
naters: (puts mouth in water again)
me: what are you doing? i just told you don’t.
naters: clean teeth mommy!